id be glad to
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i think im in europe. pls send help
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