ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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