Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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