Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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