If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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