we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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