windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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