Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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