Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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