he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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