so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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