i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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