butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
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If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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