Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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