but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i barfeds in our rink
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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