Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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