If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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