i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So many bounce houses so little time
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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