im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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