nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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