We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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