kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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