In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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