and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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