i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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