I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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