idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
