i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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