Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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