**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I deserve to be covered in dicks
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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