i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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