Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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