I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Randomize
