I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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