Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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