What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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