i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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