Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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