YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You surviving the open bar?
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The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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