It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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