Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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