Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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