I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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