The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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