how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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