the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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