I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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