Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just invented taco cereal.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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