Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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