Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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