can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
There are leaves in my underwear?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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