I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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