I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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