Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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