I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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