We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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