Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
