I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize